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Paddy again

Posted: Sun 09 Nov 2014 8:00 am
by topten
Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your next!!"




Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."


His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"