A Heartwarming Story

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A Heartwarming Story

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> >>>
> >>> A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope.
> He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
> >>>
> >>> One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.
> >>>
> >>> He got in a lift and went to the top of a building to jump off.
> >
> >>> He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the
> sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
> >>>
> >>> He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
> >>>
> >>> He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?
> I still have one good arm to do things with."
> >>>
> >>> He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so
> happy, and going on with his life."
> >>>
> >>> He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms.
> >
> >>> He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms
> and felt useless and was going to kill himself.
> >>>
> >>> He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it
> with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.
> >>>
> >>> The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels
> again.
> >>>
> >>> He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
> >>>
> >>> The man with no arms said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."
> >>>
> >>> Heart-warming stories like this just brings a tear to my eye....
> >>>

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