Olympic sailing results

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The sailing results are in: Team GB have taken gold, the USA have taken silver, and Somalia have taken a middle aged couple from Weymouth

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Somalia not on the medal table yet, anyone know what sports they are taking part in?

Fast speed boats while firing automatic weapons then climbing onboard ships doesnt appear to be an Olympic sport as yet !

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News just in: The head of the Somalian team has been forced to apologise to the London Olympic Games Comity. Apparently he didn't realise shooting and sailing were two separate events.

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Was the Filipino who was in first place, on a deck chair, in the wake of a Tsunami, disqualified for a false start made months before the Opening Ceremony ?
"profound ? A bird can sing with a broken wing, but, one can't pluck feathers off a frog!

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Ireland have just got a bronze in show jumping the same rider won bronze in Athens but his horse failed the drug test
Its true you could not make it up

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