Joke - well, it made me laugh

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Copied from Facebook - I don't usually do that, but it made me laugh! -

"Stayed in at the weekend because of the awful weather, next thing my spirits were lifted when I heard the missus shout "the Suns come out" I thought great, grabbed my factor 15 and put on my shorts, gutted when I got to the living room and there's our lad holding hands with his best mate John!!! "

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Post by jackvern »

Made me laugh as well.Its the way you tell em.

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I was working in Burger King when Peter Crouch came in and asked me for 2 Whoppers. Ok I said, you're handsome and you'll score 20 goals this season.

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Soner wrote:
You know we'll have to move this to the Jokes section, right?
Yeah... I did preface the title with 'Joke' as per the rules

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Post by Keithcaley »

Well, seeing as how I'm 'on a roll'...

..time for an old Tommy Cooper one...

Fella said 'I need a lift'

I said 'You're looking great, the World's your Oyster - Go for it!'
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Post by Lem »

I went to my doctor as I was worried.
"What's the problem?" she asked.
"I keep thinking I'm a dog", I replied.
"How long have you felt like that?"
"Since I was a puppy!"
"I think you've got Tom Jones syndrome".
"Is that rare?" I asked.
"Its not unusual", she replied.

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Post by frontalman »

The joke goes - Doctor, I keep singing "Green, green grass of home", Doctor says You seem to be suffering from Tom Jones syndrome. Patient: Is it rare? Doctor: It's not unusual.

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How do you get a fat bird into bed ?, piece of cake
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Post by sophie »

The Oldies but Goodies I see, and that's just the person who started this thread off in the first place.

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Post by tutor4u »

Smile its Joke time...

A group of retirees are on a bus trip when an old lady comes up to the driver and complains about being molested. The driver wonders who would want to molest her, and so tells her to go back and sit down.

Later, another old woman approaches and complains about molestation, and the driver tells her to go back and sit.

A third old lady screams and so this time the driver goes to investigate.

He finds an old man on his hands and knees, and so he asks him what he's doing.

The old man says, "I'm trying to grab my toupee. Each time I grab it, it jumps and runs away screaming."

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Jonathon Ross is in court charged with stealing kitchen utensils. he said " I thought it was a whisk worth taking."

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Post by Reyntj »

Man went to the doctor
Doctor doctor ive got something strange hanging from my behind
Doctor examines and tells patient its fresh lettuce !
Patient asks is it a problem

Doctor " im afraid its only the tip of the iceburg"

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