Dangerous Responses.

tingtang · Post by **tingtang** » Thu 30 Nov 2017 9:29 pm

Wife No 1, preparing to go ut for the evening was making a final check of her outfit.

Seeing her imagine she turned to her husband and said ' We really have to get a new mirror - this one makes me look fat.'

The husband replied 'Why ?- my eyes are seeing the same thing!'

Wife No 2, was sorting out clothes from her wardrobe.
Indicating a pile of clothing on the floor she said to her husband, ' I am going to take those down to the Charity shop tomorrow

The husband said ' Why not just throw them away'?

'Think of all the homeless,poor, underfed starving people there are out there' she said.

The husband added ' Honey, anyone who can fit into your clothes is certainly not starving'!

Both men are recovering in hospital from head injuries.

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frontalman · Post by **frontalman** » Fri 01 Dec 2017 12:11 pm

I wouldn't give up your day job!

tingtang · Post by **tingtang** » Fri 01 Dec 2017 6:25 pm

I wouldn't give up your day job! [/i

Different types of humour appeal to different types of people. If you don't like them -don't read them. simple as that, Uunless your life is so boring you need to read every post on the Forum.

More to follow later, I suggest you just put me n 'ignore'.

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frontalman · Post by **frontalman** » Fri 01 Dec 2017 9:56 pm

It's the way you tell'em!

ttoli · Post by **ttoli** » Sat 02 Dec 2017 10:10 am

TWO COMMUNISTS ARE SITTING ON THE PORCH OF A NUDIST COLONY
ONE SAYS, "HAVE YOU READ MARX?"
THE OTHER SAYS,
"YES, I THINK IT"S THESE WICKER CHAIRS"

Keithcaley · Post by **Keithcaley** » Sat 02 Dec 2017 10:15 am

This and many more similar jokes may be found here