Confession Time.
Posted: Sat 28 Apr 2018 7:31 pm
An elderly man on his deathbed said to his wife ' There is something I would like to know before I pass on'
She said 'what is that Harold'? He went on 'In our 55 years of marriage have you ever been unfaithful to me?
I will give you a truthful answer she said - yes 3 times'
Harold was shaken - ' When was the first time?
'Well do you remember when we were young and started a family and I had to cease work - we fell behind with payments on the house and the bank threatened to call in our loan? I went to see the Bank Manager and he extended our payment plan'.
Harold nodded.'I remember and I forgive you for that.
Martha continued ' do you remember when your business hit a rocky patch and all of the suppliers cancelled your credit,? with no goods to sell we would have been bankrupted, I went to see the major supplier and he re-opened the credit account.
'I must forgive you for that too' he said 'and the third time?
Martha replied ' Do you remember when you were up for election as President of the Golf Club'? Harold nodded again, ' Well', she added ' you needed 53 votes'!!
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She said 'what is that Harold'? He went on 'In our 55 years of marriage have you ever been unfaithful to me?
I will give you a truthful answer she said - yes 3 times'
Harold was shaken - ' When was the first time?
'Well do you remember when we were young and started a family and I had to cease work - we fell behind with payments on the house and the bank threatened to call in our loan? I went to see the Bank Manager and he extended our payment plan'.
Harold nodded.'I remember and I forgive you for that.
Martha continued ' do you remember when your business hit a rocky patch and all of the suppliers cancelled your credit,? with no goods to sell we would have been bankrupted, I went to see the major supplier and he re-opened the credit account.
'I must forgive you for that too' he said 'and the third time?
Martha replied ' Do you remember when you were up for election as President of the Golf Club'? Harold nodded again, ' Well', she added ' you needed 53 votes'!!
tt.