Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 7:35 am
No shes not sick shes just married to me. Keep isolating and smiling everyone!
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Re: Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 8:10 am
This self isolation is great to actually get back to talking to each other again. I’ve just found out from my wife that she got made redundant from Woolworths 
Re: Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 8:13 am
Wales forever, I love it let's all try to keep smiling!
Re: Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 8:29 am
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
Re: Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 8:48 am
2019, me drinking alone ,sad disturbing, looser.
2o20 good citizen, inspirational, hero!
2o20 good citizen, inspirational, hero!
Re: Please pray for my wife.
Posted: Wed 08 Apr 2020 3:33 pm
Thornaby, I think that we all ought to pray for you, and hope that you don't let your wife anywhere near the kitchen and all of those sharp knives!