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Old but still funny

Posted: Sat 11 Apr 2020 2:21 pm
by thornaby
A suspected corona virus guy is laying in bed with a mask over his face.
Approached by a student nurse he asks "nurse, are my testicles black",
Somewhat shocked she pulls back his sheet sheets, examines him and says your testicles are fine Sir.
No, said the man he pulls off his mask and asked again ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

Re: Old but still funny

Posted: Sat 11 Apr 2020 2:50 pm
by wrymouth
Even Older:

“No no nurse I said Prick his Boil not boil his ....... !