THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
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THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland", he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smith, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing".
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland", he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smith, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing".
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Re: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
Like it PMSL.
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Re: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
Gary-monger, you behind with the times. P myself laughing.
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Re: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
oops, sorry, don't know how I managed double post
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