Ladies of a certain age !!!

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Ladies of a certain age !!!

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked..."Is my time up?"

God said..."No...you have another 43 years...2 months and 6 days to live." Upon recovery...the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift...liposuction...breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live...she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation...she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home... she was killed by an ambulance !!!

Arriving in front of God...she demanded... " I thought you said I had another 43 years... Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied..."


I didn't bloody recognize you."

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Post by Marions »

Lov e it!!!!
Maid Marion of Malatya
'Plan as if you will live for ever, but live each day as if it is your last.'

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Absolutely brilliant. Loved it!

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Post by ozonkoyboy »

excellent nice clean one
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination”

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