A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country, giving me housing benefit and Income Support,free medical care, and a free
education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England." The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Afghanistan. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Englishwoman?" She says, "No, I am from Poland." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The Polish lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
Funny.
Have a laugh...but keep it clean.
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