Four bajans

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Four bajans

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Four bajans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were
>"philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
>
>Harry said, "I tink de fassest ting in de werld is a 'taught'. Because
>before you ken tink of it it's already taught."
>
>Mildred said, "Noh! De fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink' .
>Because before you ken tink about it you dun blink already."
>
>Matilda said, "Nah man!! De fassest ting in the werld is 'lectricity'.
>Because when you turn dat light switch on, de lectricity travels
>fass-fass .
>
> And de lights come on before you don know it."
>
> Sol said, "All a you rung! De fassest ting in the werld is
> diarrhea."
>
>Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?"
>
> Sol said, "Yea . Larss night before mi could tink, blink, or turn on
>de lights, I don "ooops" mi self."

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