The Burglar

[harveyfreedman]

A burglar breaks into a house, as he is looking around to see what he can steal, he hears this voice say " Jesus is watching you" he turns around, shines his torch, but cannot see anything, a few minutes later, the same thing happens again, this time he is worried, and shines his torch with a little care, in his beam he sees a parrot in a cage, he said "was that you" the parrot replied yes, I am only trying to warn you, the burglar replied, who are you, the parrot replied my name is Moses, Moses said the burglar, what sort of person would name a parrot Moses, the parrot replied the same person who would name his rottweiler Jesus LOL