Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired,
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like Hell is bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Rape impossible; woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down.
Confucious did not say....
Have a laugh...but keep it clean.
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