Flying fish?

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Given their remarkable reputation for the care of the environment and all things living in it, it was most unlikely that the pile of hundreds of dead fish that I found by the Old Coast Road had been left there by fishermen or fishmongers. A more likely explanation is that a shoal of flying fish swarmed at night and took to the air. They clearly navigate by starlight and would have been confused by the constellation of satellites passing overhead. Disorientated they veered off course and crash landed in a heap by the roadside. So, I blame Elon Musk.