> MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
> complaining to my
> Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
> characteristically
> Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up
> with a suggestion.
>
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
> piece of toilet
> Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
> stand in
> Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How
> long will
> this take?' I asked.
>
> They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
> husband replies. I
> Stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
> paper between
> My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> years?' Without
> Missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse,
> didn't it?
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Have a laugh...but keep it clean.
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