Sex Insurance Now Required

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*HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE ?**

In the UK you can now get sex insurance. So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-

Sex with your wife - Legal and General

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone different - Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex with your maid - Employers Liability

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

Sex with a monk- Abbey Life

Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group

AND FINALLY

Sex with a transvestite - Confused. Com

Make sure you are well insured!